“Fiscally conservative but socially liberal” is a hip, trendy way of saying “I still think poor kids are being too grabby with this whole ‘wanting food’ thing, but I also like weed.”

Huge shout out and support to the people who have to go into to work this week and listen to their coworkers’ and customers’ ignorant ramblings about Ferguson and can’t say anything for fear of losing their jobs. Hang in there.