January 2011
So...
I’m totally sick today, and I’m layed out on the couch but I got this sudden hankering for chocolate milk because earlier today I saw that I had both milk and a bottle of chocoolate syrup. So I laid there for a good twenty minutes weighing the pros and cons of making the trek to the kitchen until I fianlly decided it was worth it. So I get up, and drag myself out of my comfy bed, my...
That awkward moment when you become a Super Saiyan
whodatsaintsfan:
newdeezy:
OMFG THIS IS THE MOST EPIC POST!!!!!!!!
Hey Hey!
Guess who’s not doing SHIT for their boyfriend for Valentine’s day?
THIS GUY!
Get bent you miserable fuck.
I have a habit of chasing after girls and then getting accused of crimes I didn’t commit. Like once, when I was in Chicago on a business trip. I saw this really cute girl, and I knew I had to at least talk to her. Her name was Kelly, what a beautiful name. Unfortunately, I guess my skills weren’t up to par that day, because she turned me down, and hard, too. But I couldn’t let it...
Strange Fact:
I have the softest feet in the world.
Everything's changing.
I thought I’d be happy, but I’m not.
Pet Peeve #1738
Girls in highschool who call their boyfriends their “fiances.” Bitch please, you’re 16. You aren’t fucking engaged. Being with a boyfriend in highschool for four months before either of you have to worry about rent, or jobs, or bills does not mean you’re engaged. I’ve been with my boyfriend for almost 3 years but he’s not my fucking fiance. Get a clue,...
The Jersey Shore Prayer
Now I lay me down to rest; which tshirt do you like the best? My face is tan, my hair is high, grenades are falling from the sky. Got my gel, my face is clear; Let’s go bitches, CABS ARE HEAA!
