I’m leaving cleaning up from this weekend for the day my parents come home. What could go wrong?
I really hope my eyebrows never fall out.
If you stay really still you can feel all of your blood cells fighting off germs and shit. Nature is fucking amazing.
Birds are weird, man.
I have the house to myself for the next four days. Time for loud records and strong drinks.
There were four grizzly ass murders in Fernley last night, two bodies were burned in a house fire and the other two were dumped on the side of the road by the whorehouse. This is some real HBO shit.
i-choose-fit: fightblr: flaming-scrotum: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings fashion